Aidan Turner in the "An Unexpected Party" behind the scenes.
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*
right before group meeting, a girl from banking law class waved and I was like “who is that” until I realized it was her
but it turns out she wasn’t waving at me (she never spoke to me before) but at my Italian groupmate, while being super dismissive of me
my Italian friend who didn’t remember ever seeing her
learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing
like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”
woah there brony friendzoni
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
Okay, I laughed.
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up