Aidan Turner in the "An Unexpected Party" behind the scenes.




"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*


AB Soul Fall 2007


AB Soul Fall 2007

right before group meeting, a girl from banking law class waved and I was like “who is that” until I realized it was her

but it turns out she wasn’t waving at me (she never spoke to me before) but at my Italian groupmate, while being super dismissive of me

my Italian friend who didn’t remember ever seeing her


learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

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I love burgundy as a hoodie colour way too much.

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I…need to buy more clothes.

maybe straight white boys wouldnt be so bad at texting if girls werent such bitches.


woah there brony friendzoni



i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.


It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up


It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up